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January 19, 2015

4 Things That Happen When You Live With Males

When you live with more than one male in your house, it seems as if you start to notice all those things that you may not have in the past. I used to feel like I was the dominant one, you could say, the Queen of the Castle. 
Enter 3 males, their belongings and their testosterone...and out goes my crown.



You will go through toilet paper faster than you ever thought possible.
Stock up when Target is offering you big savings from your Cartwheel app. Buy your Sunday newspaper and clip those coupons. I promise that you will need it.

The remote will never be in a normal spot, like the entertainment center.
The recliner, under the couch, the dining room table...these are all likely options of where any one of these guys will leave it. Why!? Why not just put it where we can all find it?

Speaking of TV. You may begin to think that the only channel your cable company now offers is ESPN.
 Sometimes I even find Ethan sitting and watching it. I don't think he understands what he is watching, or cares to be watching it...maybe that testosterone just controls his brain and tells him not to change the channel.

At any given time a full blown wrestling match can erupt. 
Chuck and Ethan. Ethan charging at me. Ethan and my brother rolling around on the floor. At least once a day one of these matches is taking place.


Where my girls at?! Anyone else have these things happen at home?





13 comments:

  1. Haha! These are all so true..I can never find the remote!

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  2. Very true! I hardly know how to use our remote because it's never in my hands!!!

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  3. Funny post! Hang in there girl, hopefully someday the tables will even out when baby girl Lawrence comes into the picture! ;)

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  4. LOL I so relate to the toilet paper thing! I'm like, "Where does it all go??"

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  5. Baby girl and I will take this house back ;) for sure. She will have all of daddy's attention so I can find the remote! hahahah

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  6. I hear ya...I don't know how to run anything in this house ...LOL!

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  7. The toilet paper thing is so funny - I live with one male and feel the pain on that one lol! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston

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  8. haha we have 4 remotes. never can be found!

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  9. Bahahaha... I'm so glad Tim doesn't like sports. I can say that when we moved in together, he was shocked at how much toilet paper *I* use. But between Nicole and myself, the TV is usually on something like Scandal.

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  10. That's funny...sounds like you are Queen of your castle ;)

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  11. isn't it crazy?!?! it gets even worse in the bedroom when it comes to finding those...buried under blankets!

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  12. hahaha...it's SO true though, right Biana? ;)

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